Sunday, May 17, 2020

Geister Spiele


The Bundesliga resumed play on Saturday.  I can hear my friend Mark Romero saying “Who cares?  It’s soccer – nobody cares”.  Since sports fans in the United States have been fed a steady diet of football, basketball, hockey and baseball since the turn of the last century, he’s right.  But none of those sports are playing right now, are they?  To fill that void, we’ve been treated to grainy replays of significant historical games.  I can finally say I’ve seen Don Larson’s perfect game in the 1956 World Series, such is the magic of video tape.  It’s fine to relive your team’s glory days, especially if your team sucks now.  Watching replays is ok for the short term, but you already know the outcomes of the games, so there’s no suspense, no drama.

In what I see as a dry-run for when baseball starts in July [hopefully], the Bundesliga are playing their games behind closed doors.  The Germans have a neat phrase for games without spectators.  They call them Geister Spiele – “ghost games”.  The teams came out of the tunnel from the locker room one at a time instead of together.  There were no team mascots, no little kids accompanying the teams onto the field, no player introductions.  Those players who weren’t on the field sat in the empty stands, wearing masks while sitting the socially-acceptable six feet apart.  Players’ shouts were audible and the sound of the referee’s whistle was almost deafening. There were what sounded like “golf claps” whenever someone made a good play.   Referees whistles broke the silence.  It was strange to hear the whistle echoing around stadiums that were built to seat 40,000 people.  Every now and then you could hear a public address announcer, but there was no public to address.

No doubt, having fans in seats is a big part of the appeal of watching a soccer game.  Unlike American sports where the spectators are kept at a distance from the playing field, in the Bundesliga the spectators and the field are quite close.  As little use that I have for fight songs in any sport, I admit I missed hearing the fans chanting and singing their clubs’ songs.  Sometimes the home fans will light off smoke bombs and a smokey haze will cover the field.  The regular fans will be waving their team flags, and beating their drums.  But there was none of that this weekend.  There were no fans to urge their teams to victory.  If players needed a source of inspiration to put forth an extra effort, they had to summon that inspiration from themselves.

Bundesliga teams, no matter how good they are, have passionate fanbases who travel well.  A custom I really like in the Bundesliga comes when the games are over.  In every stadium, there is a section set aside for the visiting team.  Regardless of the outcome, when the game is over, the visiting team goes to the visitors’ section.  If they win, the players show their appreciation of the travelling fans, and vice versa.  When they lose, the fans let them have it, and the players stand there and take it.  They let their fans vent at them.  I don’t watch the English Premier League, La Liga, or any of the other leagues, but perhaps they have the same custom.  Can you imagine such a thing in American sport?  I can’t.  I missed that feature of the German game this weekend.

It goes to show how goal celebrations are just for show.  In a game where points come less often than most baseball games, celebrations are in order when somebody finally does score a goal.  After all, it is a game where only one player on each team is allowed to use his hands. In normal times, there's yelling and jumping and dancing around.  Sometimes the goal scorer takes off his shirt and gladly takes the yellow card that goes with it.  They really play it up for the fans.  This weekend, there was none of that.  No crowd to play to.  Once a goal was scored, there would be a modest celebration, maybe a firearm bump between players.  Not even a group hug.  It was back to midfield, next kickoff.

The "acting" factor wasn't in play this weekend.  The one thing I don't like about the men's game is flopping.  Italians do it a lot, as do teams from South America. At the slightest touch, some players will fling themselves to the turf, act like they've been shot, and hope the referee buys the act.  Most times the refs see through the bullshit act, but every now and then it works.  That's why some players keep doing it.  But with no fans to play to, there was none of that nonsense. 

Watching the Bundesliga this weekend was like watching training sessions, except that the sides kept score and the results counted in the standings.  It was strange, but at least it was live.  In the grand scheme of things, sports don’t matter but they are welcome diversion.